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Friday, January 2, 2009

The Dating Game

Sa isang convention ng mga byudo't byuda...


Ugok 1: Pare, alam mo kung paano malalaman kung sino dito ang nagpacaesarian nung nanganak?

Ugok 2: Sige nga pre, paano?

Ugok 1: Nakikita mo iyon? Daming kausap na lalaki.

Ugok 2: Oo.

Ugok 1: Caesarian iyan. E iyong isang kumpol ng babae dun na walang kasamang mga lalaki, kita mo?

Ugok 2: Oo, sige.

Ugok 1: Lahat iyon, normal delivery. Gets mo na kung papano?

Ugok 2: Gets, pare. Galing mo. Apir!


Hindi niyo nagets ano? Ayus iyan.

Kapag nagets mo kasi, ibig sabihin malibog ka.
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